The first time I listened to The One Doctor I was utterly confused. It was the second audio I listened to and I hadn’t seen anything with Six or Mel yet. I’d only been getting into Old Who for the past two or three months and didn’t know enough to be able to recognize who was who. So I spent most of the audio utterly confused by who exactly these people were just what is going on.
I re-listened to it. Makes so much more sense now.
How much do I love the beginning? Clearly this is something I need to sit down and transcribe sometime soon. Six pretending to be a megalomaniac bent on world domination, over a game of monopoly. Utterly fantastic and almost as if it was designed to keep people from sitting next to me on the bus. It’s just such a perfect Six’n'Mel moment.
Then of course the distress signal arrives and off to adventure! I’m sorry I really shouldn’t have written that sentence, but now that’s it’s there it’ll stay. To the vulgar end of time. Where the Doctor is a myth and people get to do elaborate cons by pretending to be him. No wonder they call it the vulgar end of time.
Although they do apparently have the nicest jail cells ever as Mel and the Doctor found after being thrown into it for harassing the Doctor and his lovely assistant Sally-Anne. I mean it comes complete with food machine and a couch. How many jail cells can say that?
I must now take this moment to laugh at the Stardis. Hehehehe. Port-a-potty. Flushing noises for dematerializations. Ha. The records are not that accurate.
And multi-planet treasure hunt. I love treasure hunts. The Shelves of Infinity are pure genius. As is Mel’s solution to them. Mentos is fantastic. Although I remember when I first listened to it that I figured out the question to ask long before Sally-Ann accidentally asked it. And poor Jelly monster thing. He just wanted his entertainment center. Hope the Doctor and Mel didn’t get distracted while picking it up from the center. Jelly seemed nice and he was more then willing to help out.
All in all I utterly adore The One Doctor. It’s funny, it has adventure, it had Mel turning down a rather creepy guy, the Doctor kisses Sally-Ann, and they save the day. Also once more the Doctor is menaced by a future incarnations inability to be nice to people. Personally I think it was Ten that pissed them off. Seems like something he’d do.